1. 21 May



    jesusfreakinglucifer:

    i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

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  2. 21 May


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  3. 21 May


    Those are also my two loves

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  4. 21 May


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  5. 21 May



    1. tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
    2. new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
    3. tourist: oh you think you're clever???
    4. new yorker: what
    5. tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
    6. new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
    7. tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
    8. the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
    9. LOL jk I'm from New York. I care not.
     

  6. 21 May


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  7. 21 May



    butterbeermonocles: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-Zone?

    literaryreference:

    You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he…

     

  8. 21 May



    how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

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  9. 21 May


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  10. 21 May


    collegehumor: Piss Colored Gatorade I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

    collegehumor:

    Piss Colored Gatorade

    I’ll buy anything as long as it’s on sale.

    (Source: reddit.com)